Uncontrollaboner
the hardest of the hard, this b-n-r is relentlessly stiff. can be onset by v–gr-, cialis, et al. but is more often experienced in morning wood, or generally at times when you really don’t need it that hard.
herp: you’re walking like an idiot, what’s wrong with you?
derp: uncontrollab-n-r. there’s nothing i can do.
herp: i wouldn’t say nothing…
derp: dude, did you just come on to me?
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