Undercover Sub
n. a long, submarine shaped t-rd that is cr-pped out before, during, or immediately after s-x….beneath the bed sheet covers.
the undercover sub slinks, slithers, and slides across the sheets until it comes into contact with one’s s-xual partner…causing a mult-tude of reactions which may include, but are not limited to: excitement, anger, fear, frustration, confusion, bewilderment, angst, mild and/or severe depression.
last night after i did it with janie, i swear i heard her shart. no sooner had i smelled the cr-p, then an undercover sub appeared out of nowhere…spreading across my leg like a wet, stinky rash. it ruined the new bed sheets!
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