Undergrad Railroad
when cops show up at a party and partygoers organize an evacuation for underage drinkers.
“sh-t, the cops are here. we need our biggest, most diplomatic friend to delay them at the front door while the rest of us get the train rolling down the undergrad railroad.”
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