undershirt
1. what manuel neuer never fails to wear on pitch.
2. it is the teasingly thin cotton shirt usually seen worn by usually hot-the-ones-you-fancy footballers underneath their jerseys.
3. it is the very thing that most fans(girls) hate to see once the footballers pull off the shirts after the match.
4. it can be used as a test to see if a girl is straight or not. nuff said!
…after a germany game…
fangirl 1: hey look manu is pulling off his shirt! urgghh what’s that thing he’s wearing?
fangirl 2: why it’s the undershirt!
fangirl 1: but he usually wears long-sleeved. i don’t get why is it even necessary…
fangirl 2: yeah manu is mean. he needs to start attending the fanservice lesson.
fangirl 1: he so does. undershirt must be banned!
…both fangirl 1 and fangirl 2 started to appreciate schweini…
1. what manuel neuer never fails to wear on pitch.
2. it is the teasingly thin cotton shirt usually seen worn by usually hot-the-ones-you-fancy footballers underneath their jerseys.
3. it is the very thing that most fans(girls) hate to see once the footballers pull off the shirts after the match.
4. it can be used as a test to see if a girl is straight or not. nuff said!
…after a germany game…
fangirl 1: hey look manu is pulling off his shirt! urgghh what’s that thing he’s wearing?
fangirl 2: why it’s the undershirt!
fangirl 1: but he usually wears long-sleeved. i don’t get why is it even necessary…
fangirl 2: yeah manu is mean. he needs to start attending the fanservice lesson.
fangirl 1: he so does. undershirt must be banned!
…both fangirl 1 and fangirl 2 started to appreciate schweini…
a vest or undershirt (us) is an article of underwear worn underneath a dress shirt. this shirt worn by the older generation or a person called brendon. the brendon type undershirt wearer also tends to repeatedly sing ‘somewhere out there’ and sleeps on a deflating blow up mattress.
lexi: hey! mr b why are you wearing an undershirt??
mr b: because i’m going to be 30 next year!
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