underwater dick dancer
a person with a non-descript job or career
he is a hub cab counter, a government hr -ssistant
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popular dance music characterized by hypnotic rhythm, repet-tive lyrics, and electronically produced sounds performed soley below the surface of water. the bowling alley was closed so we went to the underwater disco place
- underwater kangaroo
a girl who jumps on every guys d-ck she knows under water like in a pool, their for she is a wh-r- or slag that enjoys many partners under water. dam kangaroos. that dam underwater kangaroo knows just about everyone
- Underwater Pole Vaulting
verb. when a man takes a long and hard sh-t that pivots in the bottom of the toilet bowl then falls and hits the man’s b-lls on the way down. my b-lls smell like sh-t because i went underwater pole vaulting this afternoon at five past the hour.
- Underwater Massage
a s-xual term meaning to unexpectedly tickle someone’s genitals while in the pool or spa. did you hear about that chick giving manny an underwater m-ssage?
- underwater porcelain technician
basically a fancy name for “dishwasher”. my ex felt inferior to some of his friends who had cool-sounding jobs, so i made this one up to make him laugh and feel better 🙂 joe: hey bob, what are you doing with yourself these days? bob: oh, hey joe. i’m the -ssistant to the vice president […]