Underwater gummy
1. an act of oral copulation involving the insertion of the p-n-s into the toothless orifice of a female geriatric, whereupon, with her head completely submerged underwater, the act consummates with the geriatric fully satiated with seminal fluid
2. the imbibing of s-m-n, from the male member, entirely underwater, in a jacuzzi or pool, by a feeble, elderly female.
ex.:”i was about to climax into this b-tch’s mouth, when her gma sauntered out, told the c-nt to move over, grabbed my pr-ck, and started sucking it to high-heaven, without ever coming up for a f-ckin’ breath of fresh air; the b-tch gave me a f-ckin’ underwater gummy!”
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