Underwater Pole Vaulting
verb. when a man takes a long and hard sh-t that pivots in the bottom of the toilet bowl then falls and hits the man’s b-lls on the way down.
my b-lls smell like sh-t because i went underwater pole vaulting this afternoon at five past the hour.
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