underwater porcelain technician
basically a fancy name for “dishwasher”. my ex felt inferior to some of his friends who had cool-sounding jobs, so i made this one up to make him laugh and feel better 🙂
joe: hey bob, what are you doing with yourself these days?
bob: oh, hey joe. i’m the -ssistant to the vice president of sales. how about you?
joe: i’m an underwater porcelain technician.
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