Underwater Seein’ Glasses


the mask-like device that a redneck diver or swimmer places on his or her face which allows them to see underwater.
bubba: hey , brandi, you seen my underwater seein’ gl-sses? i dropped my truck keys in the pond agin and gotta go look fer ’em.
brandi: yeah bubba, they right there- on your big ole head.
bubba: (reaching up and scratching at his big ole head) well shut my mouth, they sure are! a yuck, yuck.

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