Une
short for union city, california. about 15 miles south of oakland, california. the northernmost city in the “tri-city” oakland suburb. pr-nounced “yoon”.
i heard you stay in newark.
naw i stay in west une.
i heard it’s h-lla crazy out there.
-a person who is strange and awkward most of the time, but is one of the friendliest people that you will ever meet. he is a really funny guy as well and can make anyone laugh no matter what the situation is. he gets really strange ideas and is off in his own world most of the time.
-a god who rules with mercy and justice. he doesn’t require you to give up your money for a “greater cause”. he just wants everyone to be nice to each other
-a verb that combines weird, funny, friendly, and awkward at the same time.
brad: “did you meet the new guy? he’s really friendly.”
michael: “yeah, he’s a unes.”
john: “he always makes situations weird.”
james: “he’s such a unes.”
chris: “have you heard about unes?”
david: “no, who is he?”
chris: “he’s a god that only wants you to be nice.”
david “he sounds pretty cool.”
-after tipping over all the aisles in a grocery store-
alex: “wow, i didn’t even know that was possible, way to unes.”
university of non ethical behavior, an ist-tution of higher learning for those who want to excel at the art of being awesome and wreckless as all h-ll!
i graduated valedictorian of une cl-ss of 2005 and now i am the dean!
universal noise of eating, that looks delicious and edible i want to eat it.
look at those brownies, u.n.e.
or, if you are a zombie: look at those brains, u.n.e
‘une’ is a word used to subst-tute the name of an object that you do not know or have forgotten.
“p-ss me the… une!”
slang for unibrow
my friend has a huge une
being f-ckin p-ssed..very upset..wanting to okie doke peoples food/soup
yo my dad just slashed my tires, im so une.
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