Unemployer
the company that lays you off but gives you 2 months notice so that you have to come in day in and day out, completely unmotivated and depressed, before you’re utterly jobless. you’re employed, and yet, unemployed, like how vampires are undead. who is responsible for this wretched state of being? your unemployer.
man! my unemployer keeps changing my severance package! i can’t quit cause i need to collect unemployment benefits, and they expect my production to stay up! my unemployer is wacked!
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- unemploymentating
this is a portmanteau of “unemployment” and “marinating” meaning to simmer or bask oneself in unemployment for a short period of time. greta was clearly unemploymentating after being laid off, as she had made little effort at searching for another job.
- Unemployment Bath
using the pool as a means of personal hygiene since traditional bathing methods are no longer required and the entire day can be spent poolside bro: dude, you smell like chlorine. loser: yeah, ever since i lost my job i’ve just be taking unemployment baths.
- Unemployment Back
a condition in which one’s back hurts from sitting at a computer for 12 hours a day job hunting online. “all of this job hunting has given me unemployment back.”
- unempty
opposite of empty. in relation to beer mathematics. this gl-ss is empty. i shall go unempty it.
- un-enable
to deprive of capability or effectiveness, especially to impair the physical abilities of. to make unable to perform a certain action; “disable this command on your computer” un-enable a previously enabled command.