Unexpected Hounddog


when a person with a p-n-s, in a sneaky manor, gets on on all fours like a dog, and tucks their p-n-s and tesiticles between their legs. they then simultaneously shake their phallic-tail and howl at the moon, surprising an unexpecting bystander.
chris walked around the corner and saw jamen performing an unexpected hounddog on a truck.
when a person with a p-n-s, in a sneaky manor, gets on on all fours like a dog, and tucks their p-n-s and tesiticles between their legs. they then simultaneously shake it like a tail and howl at the moon, surprising an unexpecting bystander.
chris walked around the corner and saw jamen performing an unexpected hounddog on the sink.

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