unexpected turd


a tur that suddenly appears inyour underwear. most commonly happens when u have dhiarea.
e.g

dad: good morning son -sniff- holy cow whats that smell
teen: -checks underwear- omfg its an unexpected t-rd

Read Also:

  • unexpected visitor/stranger

    an unexpected visitor is when you take a poo or sh-t in the morning (usaly after a late night fast food run) and it smells so bad that you dont recognize it as your own smell. its as if a stranger or a visitor has used your bathroom prior to you. man i ate jack […]

  • unexpectedtypingflea

    when you tap the mouse pad accidentally and the cursor appears half way into the sentance you have already typed, but you can carry on typing anyway because you don’t realise boy: thaamazing though t would be girl:wtf? boy:omg, sorry, i just had an an unexpectedtypingflea, it should have been that would be amazing though

  • Unexpected Wet T-Shirt Contest

    you can enter yourself in a wet t-shirt contest by standing too close to the curb on a rainy day. and a car drives by and gets your t-shirt wet. jane has nice nips after she was standing to close to the curb and a car drove by and gave her the unexpected wet t-shirt […]

  • unexpection

    unexpected erection. i had a memorable unexpection yesterday after my friend accidentally grazed my crotch with her hand.

  • unexpecturd

    the act of having a sudden bowel movement, a surprise attack of diahrea, not prepared, or unexpected. “mykey had an unexpect-rd episode last night.” “it was an unexpect-rd mess.”


Disclaimer: unexpected turd definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.