unexpected visitor/stranger
an unexpected visitor is when you take a poo or sh-t in the morning (usaly after a late night fast food run) and it smells so bad that you dont recognize it as your own smell. its as if a stranger or a visitor has used your bathroom prior to you.
man i ate jack in the crack last night and this morning i awoke to an unexpected visitor/stranger .
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