Unexplained Ball Pain


a peculiar and very uncomfortable feeling in a man’s t-st-cl-(s). the origin of the pain is unknown but it is rumored to come from a clogged sperm duct or possibly blue b-lls. the only cure currently known is masturbation.
sorry, i’m such a jerk today, unexplained ball pain.

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