unfairenting


when your parent(s) punish you harder then your siblings, or give them way nicer things than you.
my twin brother got this sweet new iphone for his birthday, and i got two sweaters and one shoe. literally. one shoe. the other one somehow got lost the night before. if there’s a book somewhere that records all the greatest acts of unfairenting, this is in it.

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