Unfigureoutable


when something just can’t be figured out. then it is un-figure-out-able.
nani said to matt: ‘what are women thinking?’

matt said: ‘i don’t know, that’s unfigureoutable.’
something that swims around and around in your head and makes you crazy, because you can never figure it out. no matter how hard you try, it remains “unfigureoutable” and usually pertains to situations that suck big donkey b-lls, like when your best friend’s soulmate is a guy you used to sleep with.
girl 1: why him? how can this be? why does the universe have such a sick sense of humor?
girl 2: i don’t know. it’s unfigureoutable. you have to just accept it and move on with your life.

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