unfollowphobia
(n.) a morbid, irrational fear of losing a follower on twitter. more flagrant because the number of followers you have is perpetually visible on your twitter home page, so a decrease in their number is much more visible.
aerith: i keep checking my twitter every thirty minutes?
bob: why is that?
aerith: ever since i have reached 100 followers, i feel like someone will unfollow me.
bob: b-tch you got unfollowphobia.
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