unfortuna


the term used to describe the atrocious smell and/or taste of a newly opened can of tuna.
“this tin is without-a-doubt, 100% filled-to-the-brim, with the sorriest excuse of unfortuna ever to make its way from the ocean to my oral orifice”!

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