unfortunate forward hairline
where a males hair points forward no matter what.
look at that guy with the unfortunate forward hairline i can’t help but feel sorry for that guy. however, studies suggest those with forward hairlines like to tweek whilst forcing his straight friends to take part in a circle jerk so i have no sympathy for him.
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