unfriended
some sh-tty horror film that came out in spring of 2015 about a dead chick who kills her friends with computer hacking and supernatural -ss-f-ckery. whoever thought this was a compelling plot device should be thrown off the back of a speeding pickup truck and into a river in a body bag, weighed down with cinderblocks.
-girl: “omg unfriended r soooo scurry”
-guy: “yeah, right, it was like, bro. d-mn.”
-me: “who thought this was a good idea, that’s like two hours of my life i ain’t gettin’ back.”
when you remove someone from your mysp-ce or friendster etc list because they tick you off.
“wow, all i did was post a slightly suggestive picture in his profile and next thing i know i’m unfriended.”
a person who used to have friends, but no longer does.
girl1: i heard she became unfriended.
girl2: that is so sad!
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