unfuriated


pretending to be really, really calm at a time when you really, really want to rip some f-cktard’s head off.
“after that guy ran into my car, i acted all unfuriated, because i knew getting mad wouldn’t get me anything, and i needed to stay cool about it and talk with the witnesses. but that miserable -sshole ruined a perfectly good rav-4. i wish he would die.”

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