unhappy ending
also known as a “cr-ppy ending”. the opposite of a happy ending when getting a m-ssage. when you are so relaxed that you sh-t yourself during the m-ssage.
d-ck: dude, i just had a great m-ssage just now but i need to tip the m-sseuse big.
tom: why, happy ending?
d-ck: nope. actually, it was the polar opposite. i was so relaxed i shat myself at minute 45. unhappy ending…
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