unholy hasselhoff


being g-ngb-nged by a party of lifeguards on an otherwise pleasant beach in california. gender has no relevance within this situation. all b-tt-holes are raped equally.
the beach has never been the same thanks to the unholy h-sselhoff. i now have a fear of drowning in the ocean.

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