uniboob


when it looks like you have one m-ssive breast. this usally happens when a girl wears a sports bra or one of those tank tops with the shelf bra.
the guys at the gym like to stare at my unib–b.
an amorphous undelineated m-ss of t-t, often caused by old age sagginess or bras that squish them together. in theory, it could be a single cycloptic t-t.
i think george bush sould have a huge unib–b implanted on his forehead.
when a woman’s bra isn’t very supportive and doesn’t separate, squeezing the b–bs together, thus forming the appearance of one large b–b. this usually happens with sports bras.
she needs to go to victoria’s secret and fix that unib–b!
one b–b that extends the same distance as if you had 2 b–bs. its quite unfortunate and can often happen when so much fat has extended across the barrier from one breast to the other, forming a uni b–b.
“yo dude! man your b–bs arent individual any more”
“i know dude, coz i totally got uni b–b. its the new fashion”
“i should get me one of those”
a case of the rare condition called symmastia, in which a woman’s two br–sts literally grow together and join in the middle of the chest, so it looks like a single dumbell-shaped breast across the chest. it can be a congenital condition or a complication arising from breast augmentation surgery.
lisa’s plastic surgery went very wrong. now she has a unib–b.
when a larger chested woman wears a sports bra it is tremendously restricting. it is described as — a large lump of two br–sts squeezed together by the wearing of a sports bra. the end result is that the woman’s br–sts no longer have the “lift and separate” affect. therefore causing the appearance of “one b–b”.
have you seen the new girl? ….she always has a serious case of unib–b…
condition when a woman wears a tight lycra fitted tube top for exercising and looses form of two b–bs to just one
check you the girl with the unib–b.

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