unicorn chaser


serves as a cleansing of the palate after a viewer has been subjected to a distasteful internet image or experience.
after that g–ts-, the only thing that could save me from going blind was a unicorn chaser.
(noun) a person that is too perky, nice, cutesy, or obnoxiously positive and lives in a imaginary world of rainbows and unicorns. antonym: unicorn puncher; reality.
the unicorn chaser can see the bright positive side to everyone, even hitler.

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