Unicorn Dick
rooted in the expression: “hung like a horse”, a unicorn d-ck or ud, refers to a exceptionally large p-n-s with the magical powers of a unicorn. these powers include: making women sneak out of bed with men they are dating in order to pursue the ud, making women jump from man to man looking to fill a void that only a ud can fill, and making women lie straight faced to a man they allegedly care about when confronted about sneaking out to pursue the ud.
i don’t understand why she is with him, he has no job, he treats her like sh-t, and he spends all her money.
he must have a unicorn d-ck.
whatever dude, unicorns aren’t even real.
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