Unicorn Fuck
a unicorn f-ck is a mythical s-xual conquest that is claimed to have taken place but did not or a s-xual encounter that is desired but almost certainly will never take place.
example: “listen keith, that story you told about that chick from high school you claim you finger-banged behind shakey’s pizza? she’s a unicorn f-ck. i checked and her picture isn’t even in the annual.”
strapping a dilldo on your forehead and penetrating your mate with it.
dude one:”yo! i unicorn f-cked sara last night”
dude two: “awesome”
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