Unicorn Penis
the #1 best thing to yell in a school hallway.
the #1 producer of glitter
the biggest d-mn p-n-s you can find
that boy is such a unicorn p-n-s.
where did you get so much glitter? from a unicorn p-n-s.
how do unicorn p-n-s’ rob banks? they j-zz glitter in the police officers eyes.
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