Unicorn Police Department
the unicorn police department is… a rogue alliance created by the notorious banished prince of the royal family and the 3rd in line to the thrown, tommy thorn. the back story of thomas starts with his sister deacon, one day tommy was walking around in his mansion as a little 8 year old when the most unexpected thing occurred, an -ss-ssin broke into the castle and killed his mother and gave his sister a punch that made her think she was a guy. tommy confronted his father asking him “why was my mother killed? why was her personal guard reduced? why wasn’t there any increase in her personal guards when you knew she was being targeted?” he replied “the strong kill the weak, she was weak.” tommy yelled “then i don’t want to be strong i am renouncing my line to the thrown!” he yelled “you are nothing! you have never existed in my eyes! you cant renounce your line to the thrown because you never existed!” tommy vowed he would exact his vengeance. he created the organisation to destroy the strong and protect the week. he is the leader of the unicorn police department.
the strong will die and the weak will strive for that is the unicorn police department way!
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