unicorn porn


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q: have you heard the latest unicorn p-rn?
a: what is it?
q: they say on fox news that obama is going to hand over power to the king of england.
unicorn p-rn is for people with obsessions with unicorns and or rainbows. if you know what unicorn p-rn is, you will also know what “cornify” means. an example of unicorn p-rn (that is safe for work) unicornponyp-rn.com
bill watched unicorn p-rn last night, he couldn’t stop hitting that “cornify” b-tton.
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if you watch unicorn p-rn your the sh-t!!! unicorn p-rn is often watched when having a unicorgy. its really fun especially hot unicorn s-x with a human girl and then 1 person gets pregnant with a half unicorn half human lesbian love baby :]
hannah and frankie watched unicorn p-rn to turn them and their pet unicorn on b4 hot s-x!

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    deep, untouched virgin snow that creates a magical euphoric feeling when skiing or snowboarding through it. “it snowed a foot last night, gonna shred some unicorn powder today, bra!”

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    someone who is overly proud of small accomplishments. a braggart, but generally a great person who just likes to boast. also, could be considered a slang term for something so outrageous, silly, and/or trivial all you can do is chant: “unicorn prin-cess!!!!” and raise the roof. “can you believe i got that working in-game before […]

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    flipping someone off with middle finger on forehead when she was being a b-tch i used my unicorn power

  • unicorn provider

    a child care provider who sh-ts rainbows and b-tterflys. a child care provider who refuses to acknowledge the real-ness of doing daycare. child care providers who believe they are changing the world by wiping -sses. child care provider who believes they work for the parent mrs johnson is a unicorn provider

  • Unicorn Punch

    verb: it’s a blind surprise attack that desecrates the victim in a way he or she never knew was possible. accomplished by simultaneously lowering the head and extending the arm (fist clenched) in front. this gives the impression of a unicorn with your devastating fist as a horn. -dude that kid was har-ssing me yesterday… […]


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