unicorn sex
unicorn s-x is the s-xual intercourse between a man with a d-ld- taped to his forehead and a woman who’s -n-l with be penetrated by the same d-ld- that was taped to the man’s forehead
“hey, john!”
“yeah timmy?”
“just had freakin unicorn s-x last night!”
“k.”
s-x that is so amazing that it seems fantastical, mythical, impossible, or unrealistic; s-x that transcends conventional reality and transports the lovers into alternate dimensions; s-x that most people do not believe exists, even if it is described to them by one who claims personal experience.
my date was so incredible, we totally had unicorn s-x!
or
yeah, i’ve been hooking up with different people, but now i really want that unicorn s-x, you know?
the act of shoving ones horn into another ones -n-s. then stabbing one in the -sscheek after -rg-sming.
honey! my pet unicorn can’t wait much longer.
but the last time i had unicorn s-x i went to the hospital.
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