unicorn turds
an expletive used in the potter puppet pals; wizard swear.
harry potter: lose some weight before you hug me, ron.
ron weasley: unicorn t-rds.
unicorn t-rds are unicorn’s sparkly, flourescent, rainbow t-rds which, when cut open, reveal my little ponie’s magical paradise!!!!
often used in place of an expletive
“oh unicorn t-rds!”
sparkly substance that is projected from the -n-s of the unicorn
violet unicorn- help, my p–py hurtie comie outie, airgo, unicorn t-rd
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