unicorn vroom boom


one must strap a d-ld- to the forehead to resemble a unicorn and then shove the d-ld- in the partners -ss and or v-g-n-.
why is chobes limping?
oh you didnt hear, he got a unicorn vroom boom from 4 guys last night.
oh he deserved it.

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