Unig
a human being born with or somehow made it so they have both a p-n-s and a v-g-n-. whether or not they have bust or testactles is debatable.
nick: 😮 i met chris crocker today.
mitch: that person is a unig
nick: a what?
mitch: a person with a v-g-n- and a p-n-s.
nick: ohhh. >_< thats wierd.
mitch: i know.
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