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• unigut

  a large, round, protruding, bloated belly that starts below the chest and ends at the crotch. it is the rarer alternative to the gut/subgut combination, the multiple-roll scenario or the large-single-gut-hanging-down-from-over-the-beltline option. the poor kid accidentally ran into the dude’s unigut and got rebounded back forty feet into a pile of manure.

• Uni Head

  uni-head is someone who is obsessed with going to university to get their ‘masters degree’ they fear not knowing what to do in their life, so they just go to university to make them feel as if they are doing something good, when actually there just wasting their life with pointless education. once they finally […]

• unihole

  a unihole is when someone has so much double pentration that there is no longer two distinguishable holes, instead there is one gaping hole remaining. this serves a useful purpose as you can hide things in it. “my unihole is h-lla sore from hiding my bowling ball in it” or… “could you please remove your […]

• uniherd

  the p-ssing by of a very large animal, especially a human. comes from the animal being large enuf to be its own herd. dang yo, i have to get out of the hallway, uniherd comin thru!

• unihorn

  variant of the word unicorn… except unicorns dont have one(uni) corn… they have one horn..! look at the unihorn sh-tting sparkly opalessence! a type of hairstyle where only the front is put up into a perfect wide horn-like structure with a distinct point. similar to a unicorn horn (where it got its name) but wider. […]

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