Unipire


a vampire and a unicorn mixed together all into one. instead of sucking blood like vampires, they are said to stab their prey in the heart with their horn and then drink it with a beer bong. the unipire began when panic! at the disco was asked if they preferred unicorns or vampires. ryan ross answered both and then they all help create it
me: oh my g-d. brendon urie is so s-xy…..
ryro: i like unipries!!!!!
me: oh my g-d its ryan ross!!!! i like unipires too….-continues to daydream about brendon urie while his bansd mate is right there-

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