United Penile Service


employer of all malemen, who seeks to deliver males to other men worldwide.
roberto- hey, jimmy, i wanna work for the united penile service and become a maleman

jimmy- wait, doesn’t that mean you’ll deliver men to other guys?!

roberto- yes, it most certainly does

jimmy- then i must be your first customer!

roberto- thank you sweety, let me give you an orguysm

jimmy- yay i get to be your b-ttstove

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