United States of the Offended
a term devised by robert d. raiford, curmudgeon-at-large, and the only real reason to listen to the john boy and billy show. it’s what the good ol’ u.s. of a have become thanks to the panty-waisted touchy-feely liberal types who go out of their way looking for something to offend them, and get said panties in a knot when they find it. hey, it’s called the right to freedom of speech, ya horse’s -ss. go check out the first ammendment. nowhere does it say that you have the right not to be offended. so quit calling for more tolerance and diversity training, and just learn to deal with it. instead of trying to make us all overly sensitive, why the h-ll don’t you go out and get a real job, and mind your own d-mn business. sometimes the truth’s a b-tch, f-ckers.
wow, we can’t say ____ anymore because some group got their poor little feeler’s hurt and pitched a fit and made everyone take sensitivity training? geez, some people get their skivvies in a twist over the most trivial things. it’s like we’re living in the united states of the offended or something.
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