Universal Law of Luggage Expansion


whenever one goes on a vacation of any length, the luggage can never fit the same way in the suitcase as it did as one was packing for the trip.
me: wow, why can’t i fit my clothes in this suitcase like it fit a week ago?

friend: it’s the universal law of luggage expansion, dude!

me: ohh yeah, that’s right. forgot!

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