universal nocturnal blindness disease
a case of one or many people at once suffering from blindness for a night but have no recollection of said blindness. often times, memories are suppressed and replaced with images that could never in a million years be true.
babe, why did you send a nude to my best friend last night?
i didn’t babe, you’re just suffering from universal nocturnal blindness disease.
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