Universal Records


a so called record company who just recently kicked out the best band in the world known as mushroomhead. they claimed they tried everthing but they didn’t do sh-t compared to nelly and all the other rap and pop sh-t. mushroomhead will move on with all the support and love us mushroomhead fans have for them. live long mushroomhead. never let it go!!!!
universal is cr-p they threw out mushroomhead because they are blind and deaf and can’t see how a awesome band mushroomhead really is.

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