universal remonster
the invention of german-type aliens, it is a beast composed of a half dozen universal remote controls. the combination of alien technology, german engineering, and so many universal remotes gives it the power to control absolutly anything and everything, even from across the room. the only way to vanquish this creature is to let its batteries run out.
the universal remonster was brought to this earth by means of the far gate.
monster sent by the plutonians to take over the earth. master shake used it to terrorise meat-wad. you can poke him with a pillow and kill him.
the universal re-monster cannot be stoped!
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the middle finger. recognized everywhere. brandon: so i flipped him off, and- zach: dude, that’s universal sign language! brandon: holy sh-t, it is!
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- universal studios
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