University of Melbourne
the university with the ugliest and most superficial and materialistic guys in whole of melbourne.
oh, no, he’s from melbourne uni (=university of melbourne). don’t go out with him ‘cos he’ll care about makeups and fashion even more than you do and will criticise you on everything you wear.
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