University of Minnesota Rochester
a school for health sciences located in rochester, minnesota with way more girls than guys. the newest university of minnesota campus, located on top a shopping mall. incredibly hard, even for a college. full of mostly dumb people who are failing out of school and still expect to get into medical school, with a few geniuses thrown in the mix. lots of fun people who like to party away the stress from college!
“where’s she from?” “the university of minnesota rochester.” “get it bro, i heard there’s no guys over there, she’ll be begging in no time!”
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