University of New Haven
university of new haven, aka university of no hope but not unh (unless there is a line thing through it) due to copyright (university of new hampshire) is a school mainly for people hoping to one day be in the fbi by spending 4 years of h-ll in the ghetto of west haven, ct where you can’t even go to cl-ss across campus without getting robbed. it is also the place where our future police officers get drunk and high nightly.
person a: so where are you going to school?
person b: university of new haven, duh, i want to get robbed first by the parents of the people i will arrest!
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