among filipinos, to imply someone is an ‘alumnus’ or ‘graduate’ of university of recto (alternatively, recto university) is to say their educational attainment is phony, fabricated, or comes from a diploma mill.
this term comes from the notorious reputation of c. m. recto avenue in manila as a haven for doc-ment, id, p-ssport and diploma forgery, manipulation and duplication. all with frighteningly accurate workmanship.
don’t hire that guy, man. i read his cv and transcript of records, he’s a graduate from university of recto.
- jabooty b*tt
a boy by the name of josh that loves b-tt’s. he can also be turned on by rachel at any point of the day. 😘😘👙👙💘💘💋💋🍑🍑😘😘if you know what i mean jabooty b-tt is a cute and nice guy.
pr-nounced gwa-ett, rhymes with: wet, set, pet, etc. 1. someone of mixed ethnicities who is fat, drinks too much alcohol and smells distinctly like p–p. 2. someone who sucks terribly at fantasy football 1. chris is such a f-cking guette. 2. not surprised, but shawn is the guette of the week again in our league.
- razer blackwidow
a keyboard by the company razer and it comes in both green and orange kail switches. that keyboard is a razer blackwidow.
- national woman day
national woman day is on december 4th! on national woman day, he gave her flowers
when a person is spun so fast on crystal methamphetamine and going so fast all they can do is snuggle the couch amy hasn’t moved off the couch in twenty minutes because she is narwaffled.