University of Sexual Ballers


the university (sic) of southern california.
matt: “where do you go to school?”
marc: “usc, the university of s-xual ballers! it’s a blast!
matt: “i only hope that i’ll one day be able to get a sports scholarship to such an outstanding university…”

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