University of Wyoming

the hardest drinking university in the united states. has all prerequisites for binge drinking.

1.redneck culture that does nothing but drink
2.lack of any activities after 7pm that dont involve getting hammered
3.coldest enviroment of any 4 year school in the united states

4. over 24 bars plus another 10 places to buy alcohol for a place with a population of around 25000
5. depression that sets in once you realize you have decended into the 5th circle of h-ll aka laradise
student 1:hey guys we’ve been drinking for 5 days straight lets change it up i know the university of wyoming doesnt have anything going on but theres got to be something else to do
student 2: we could always go outside and freeze to death
student 3: we could sit around and have a circle jerk
student 1: fine lets just go to the buckhorn bar

student 3: no im too cl-ssy for that lets h-t the cowboy bar but the one on 3rd st not the cowboy bar on 2nd st
student 2: i’ve been drunk since 5pm so i dont really care
the best of the west. school made up of the best people on earth…the kids from real colorado come here aka people without money coming out of their ears. bad-ss mascot cowboys!! only school in the state so we got wyoming pride even the out of staters. if your from wyoming you can come here for basicly free and if your out of state its most likley cheaper than an in state school. you can do whatever your want party, hiking, shooting, hit up the buckhorn or the cowboy. great academics and overall just awsome school.
powder river….let ‘er buck we all got poke pride!!
trust fund baby: im going to cu or csu i really like the enviroment of the campus and the weed.
uw cowboy: i would only go down there to beat the sh-t out of some f-ggots.
trust fund baby: thats such a typical university of wyoming comment , as he turns on his bmw.
uw cowboy: your god d-mn right cause i ride for the brand! as he gets into his chevy.
boring little school that is the poster child of ‘the middle of nowhere.’ the only four year place of higher education (if you want to call it education) in the state. pros: has a beautiful view, is the state with the second most beautiful girls in the country, has a long term parking lot, there’s a wal-mart. cons: cowboys, cowboy att-tude, lack of culture/cl-ss, lack of parking sp-ce, there’s a wal-mart.
me: “i hate this town, with a p-ssion.”

if you don’t have the ‘cowboy att-tude’ at the university of wyoming, you are generally ignored. if you have any sort of taste/cl-ss/culture you may be subject to threats of physical violence.
random little school that actually exists

no pretention

the only four year college in wyoming. seriously.
university of where?

university of wyoming….they have a school there?

as they said in philly, “oh- you’re moving to the west coast?”
basically the place where no one wants to have to go school. the only way the school gets students is because it has some of the lowest tuition rates for a division i school in the nation, and if you sign your name on the bottom of the act you can be admitted. located in laramie, a sh-tty place even by wyoming standards. the wind never stops blowing across the desolate plains, and snow is fact of life for 7 months of the year. this place redefines lame. the student body is made up of hicks and cowboys from everywhere, most all of wyoming’s high school graduates, poor kids from the colorado front range, and all other of the absolute weirdest low lifes imaginable. the athletic programs at the univerisity of have a dismal record. most good athletes leave after a year or two for better places. the only thing to do in laramie is to get sh-t faced drunk or wish you are. men here at the university have no shot at hot women because the 15 or so who attend the college come from rural areas. they have never seen a black man before, so the few dark skinned football and basketball players have a monopoly on them. the university of wyoming is a hopeless inst-tution.
dude your gonna go to the university of wyoming?! wow. you must have not had good enough grades for the local community college. its way better of a place than u of wyo.