unlimited timeout rule


the last two minutes of a tightly contested professional or college basketball game whereby teams seemingly have an unlimited number of timeouts. with this rule, the final minutes of a game can take an eternity and force the viewer to sit through an unholy number of commercial breaks.
girlfriend: how much time is left in that game you’re watching?

boyfriend: only two minutes.

girlfriend: two minutes?! that’s going to take forever with the unlimited timeout rule!

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